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Archive for: December, 2009

The X-Factor: Final Sunday

Here we go here we go here we go! It’s the finals proper – not the Live Finals, not the Final Three, but the actual One of These is Going to Win Final Finals! So let’s get straight to the point! And Louis the Leper has got dressed in the dark, although if one does [...]

The X-Factor: Final Saturday

It’s the last Saturday of a series that’s seen the viewing audience having to stay in both nights of the weekend in order to worship at the altar of the Cowhell, so its time to look back over the first ever endurance season of The X-Factor. Yes! Louis wound up Simon with the worst group since….well, [...]

Bad Santa

Bad Santa

The busy Xmas schedule has only left me with the time to recycle one of my 100 Bad Comics. Happy Christmas everybody! See you all next year.

Head Chef’s Horror Academy – Week 1: Black Sabbath

Head Chef’s Horror Academy – Week 1: Black Sabbath

Head Chef: Roomybonce, Roomybonce, I like him. He’s a decent enough chap. A hard working family man with a penchant for Hall & Oates and the films of Clint Eastwood, but let’s not hold that against him. Let’s hold something else against him, a secret shame he’s been able to keep hidden for many, many [...]

F*ck You I Won’t Hate Joe McElderry

For a while my brain was like 80′s Berlin – rent asunder by two opposing ideologies. The baton-wielding right hemisphere rejoiced at Rage Against The Machine’s festive chart victory, while the decadent left hemisphere felt only sadness for Joe and a pityless ennui toward the whole pointless exercise. My mind vacillated between the two camps like a bi-curious [...]

Return Of Cobra Squad

Return Of Cobra Squad

If this comic doesn’t make sense, then you should probably read this one first.

For One Morning Only – The Cardigans

For One Morning Only – The Cardigans

OK, a short, but sweet post before Christmas engulfs me… I don’t know a lot about The Cardigans, but here’s what I do know: 1. They’re from Stockholm in Sweden. 2. Their first album was called Emmerdale, after Emmerdale Farm. 3. Like fellow Swedes Abba, they’ve got a way with internationally catchy pop tunes. 4. [...]

Avenging Cobra Teen Squad

Avenging Cobra Teen Squad

Auto-Tune the News #9: Nobel. health care. United Nations.

Happy Birthday DJ

Happy Birthday DJ

Oh DJ Bogtrotter, Happy Birthday man. Remember when you caddied for me at the Irish Open in ’97? Remember how you ran interference for me, buddy, when the Nolan Sisters serenaded us with ‘I’m in the Mood for Dancing’ and I had to cry off the 18th with the horn? And then when Dana handed me the trophy you [...]

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