Vladimir PUTIN Are you going to ruin our economies again Barack?
Barack OBAMA Might do.
Dear Mr Cowell, I know this is only a TV show; that Lucie Jones was never going to win it; that next year or next week there’ll be another teenager with another dream who has to give it up. But you lied, and I thought you were better than that. Before the sing-off you said “Forget the past – we’ll [...]
Creative dance tour-de-force Diversity inched out borderline sociopath Susan Boyle last night to snatch the Britain’s Got Talent crown from under the YouTube phenomenon’s florid nose & thunderous brow. Fair play, if La Boyle had nailed a fresh song rather than falling back on her Les Mis breakthrough things might have been different, but Diversity brought a third fresh routine onstage to demonstrate more genuine creativity than over half [...]
Doctor Who was thrashed into second place on Easter Saturday, pulling in only 8.7 million viewers compared to the 11.4 million who watched Britain’s Got Talent. Does that sound unfair? Well I tell you what, it sounds like the 1970′s to me. It’s Saturday night and Doctor Who’s on BBC1 and New Faces is back on ITV. [...]