Vladimir PUTIN I had absolutely nothing to do with the Poland thing.
Barack OBAMA Yeah, right.
At the bottom of my street – really, barely a hundred yards from my front door – a bunch of puffy-jacketed types are spending most of today filming ‘Nowhere Boy’, a biography of the young John Lennon. It’s Sam Taylor Wood’s first feature directing gig. Kristin Scott Thomas is playing Aunt Mimi, and newbie Aaron Johnson shoulders the Lennon burden, while I’m [...]
I was recently offended when the makers of Lesbian Vampire Killers took a steaming dump on my love of horror and films in general and then tried to sell it back to me as entertainment. Wound me right up it did and, as a man who’s proud of his hard earned cheese threshold, that takes [...]