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X-Factor’s back – alright!

Today it seems I’ve watched everything on TV. The five afternoon movie is ‘Evel’, starring CSI’s George Eads as the stuntman (seen it) and I’ve seen the Diagnosis Murder. OK, I haven’t seen Jeremy Kyle, but I’ve seen The X-Factor this week, so I’ve had my fill of unattractive badly dressed people making an aurally [...]

Britannien hat Talent

It’s Saturday night and I’m one of the 19 million watching the Britain’s Got Talent final. Having previously missed every second of this year’s BGT, I find the whole 150 minute spectacular an unpleasantly entertainment-free experience akin to cleansing one’s urethra with an icepick. The ‘talent’ seems never-ending. Pudding-bowl boy soprano Liam McNally sings a note perfect Danny Boy. Ant & Dec ask him how he slept [...]

Simon & Subo: An Apology

Dear Mr Cowell, I know this is only a TV show; that Lucie Jones was never going to win it; that next year or next week there’ll be another teenager with another dream who has to give it up. But you lied, and I thought you were better than that. Before the sing-off you said “Forget the past – we’ll [...]


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