Vladimir PUTIN Are you going to ruin our economies again Barack?
Barack OBAMA Might do.
Liam Gallagher has denied that he stormed off-stage at last Wednesday’s Oasis gig at the London Roundhouse. Apparently ’mad for it’ from the minute he walked on, he spent most of the set haranguing the ‘fat boys’ and ‘fucking students with pointy shoes’ who were soaking his hallowed parka with beer. “I hope you feel as fucking uncomfortable as [...]
…because I hate the N.M.E. and that must make me over a thousand years old. I think it’s because I no longer have any patience for overdramatising, fictionalising, or, indeed, attaching any importance whatsoever to musicians, and it all started with this cover from last July. First off, it’s Bobby Gillespie, who I’ve always thought was a busted flush as a [...]