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Old Man Roomy Remembers…Head Chef’s Birthday Vet Sex

Yessir, I remember when lil’ Chef came to me back in ’78. He’d seen some Eyetalian movie with a couple a’ spidey-legged continental types doin’ the big jiggy and wanted to get a bit of the action for his birthday – poppin’ his cherry for the big 1-0. I had to set him straight. I said ”nossir, I [...]

Happy Birthday Head Chef

Happy Birthday Head Chef

Some say he speaks 18 languages, and can blend the cuisines of six continents into a Michelin starred taste extravaganza that can trigger the menopause in the more nervy female. Others say he can talk to stoats and has slept with seven women, almost all of whom are now blind. Strange cloaked men tell of his long Sheffield nights painting the [...]

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