Vladimir PUTIN Will you stop banging on about BP
Barack OBAMA No! Those Limey bastards are gonna pay.
Lily Allen is back! She was on Jonathan Ross last night and here’s the vid for her new single, ‘The Fear’, which’ll probably be number one tomorrow. Wooooohooo! Control yourself now people, I don’t want any unsightly scenes as you all rush for the nearest pin cushion to do a Hellraiser on your corneas and eardrums, this is not the [...]